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17 September 2008 @ 06:37 pm
[Open log] Porn party  
Who: All those involved in 'Good boys don't wear thongs' plus friends and who ever else wants to perv on Iruka in a skirt *cough* I mean watch Iruka's debut heh...
Where: Kakashi's apartment
When: Wednesday 17th of September
Summary: Kakashi is hosting a party at his to watch his very first book to movie and Gaara and Iruka's first film. There will be pizza, beer and smut.
Warnings: They're watching porn, violence I imagine because both Kank and Gaara will be there and swearing because Kiba has a dirty mouth.


Kakashi had not been planning all day, he'd actually forgotten until he logged on to his journal and re-read his posts with Kiba and then checked his phone's out going messages. Whoops. So for the hour before everyone was supposed to be arriving he scrambled around his apartment stashing away the porn in piano stools and book cases, hoovering and cleaning the clothes from his sofa. He was a bit confused by the pink glittery thong he found behind his pillow but shrugged and stuffed it into a near by plant pot while he rang a certain reluctant star to ensure he was still coming.

All of this took around fifteen minutes, let it never be said Kakashi doesn't move quickly, he can and will if the situation calls for it. He spent the rest of the time in the kitchen whipping up a few cookies, some brownies and the obligatory pie (this time cherry because it made him chuckle, popping the cherry! Get it? No... hm) and rummaging around his cupboards for a few bottles of wine and cans of beer.
 
 
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writemesmutty: hellowritemesmutty on September 17th, 2008 06:21 pm (UTC)
Upon hearing the first buzz of his door he threw open his own and jogged down the steps to open the main door and reveal and Iruka who looked paler than a glass of milk. "Hay there kiddo, looking a little bambie like there..." He leaned in closer and then smirked.

"Should I offer you a drink? A stiff one perhaps." He held out a hand and opened the door wider so Iruka could make his way upstairs, no need to follow the kid, he knew where he was going.
writemesmutty: coolkidwritemesmutty on September 17th, 2008 06:30 pm (UTC)
Kakashi checked that there were no more guests arriving and then followed Iruka up the stairs and into the apartment. The poor kid had already started on the beer and was looking down right frazzled as he flumped all over the counter.
Ruffling his hair and feeling a little guilty Kakashi wondered in to stand on the other side of the breakfast bar, cracking open the beer and regarding the younger man with something akin to concern.

"Y'know if you're really that worried we don't have to watch it, I've got plenty of other films. Every one will understand..." He sipped the bitter liquid and winced. Time to change tact.
"I've got some cookies cooling, want one of those?"
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writemesmutty: muse-zacwritemesmutty on September 17th, 2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
Kakashi nodded at Iruka's gracious acceptance of the evenings entertainment, to be honest he was pretty pleased, he wasn't sure he'd be able to let down the masses without a little violence.

"I did indeed kiddo," he playfully mussed the younger man's hair and stuffed a warm cookie in his mouth, sneakily stealing Iruka's beer as he did so.
Gaara: worriedgaarathegreat on September 17th, 2008 09:46 pm (UTC)
Gaara tugged on his shirt and tapped his fingers against his knee, he wasn't entirely sure he was comfortable about going to this party because he had a distinct idea that his brother was going to be there. However, he was also going with a few new friends so if need be he had people to hide behind.

He was pleased Hinata had been kind enough to pick both Hayate and him up for the party particularly as their driver seemed rather nervous about the event. Clinging to his bag of lollies (a party gift) and the newly finished dvd he pushed the buzzer for Kakashi's door.
Hinata Hyuuga: *B-blush?*quietcomfort on September 17th, 2008 10:03 pm (UTC)
Hinata was nervous, to say the least. The poker party was one thing, but this... She trailed behind the other two young men. Outside, she was chewing her lip; inside, she was tying herself in knots and freaking out.

She was a tiny bit disappointed that both of her companions were about three inches shorted that her. Not that it made her feel like a giant, but more that she couldn't hide behind them like she could have with, say...well, most anybody else at Diss. Hayate had lived up to the adorable font he'd been online. After working where she did for a little over three months (and having Kiba as a friend), she paid little mind to the love-bites. She'd once had to help patch those up on an actor after his costar got a little overzealous during the filming, and she was the closest nearby with first aid knowledge. After that, it hadn't really fazed her. She tried to shrink as much as she could behind the other two.

...She was probably going to die of embarrassment tonight. Oh well. Too late now.
writemesmutty: kiss mewritemesmutty on September 17th, 2008 10:26 pm (UTC)
Kakashi lifted his head at the buzz, like a sniffer dog searching for a scent. "Ah bear with me kiddo, duty calls." The writer returned Iruka's beer and made the journey back down the stairs, he was already thinking of another way to let his guests in that didn't require him doing light cardio exercise all night.

Opening the door with a flourish only to reveal Hinata and the heads of two kids, ooo the angry child. "Yo, Gaara... and you brought some other kid and the ever lovely Hinata, what a treat," he purred, reaching out to catch the young ladies hand so he might press a kiss to it. "Follow me, I'm just on the first floor." Kakashi turned and led the way up stairs and back into his apartment.
Hinata Hyuuga: *B-blush?*quietcomfort on September 17th, 2008 11:29 pm (UTC)
Hinata blushed, but allowed her hand to be taken. For once, she hadn't brought anything. It kind of bugged her, but it had completely slipped her mind.

"G-good to see you t-too, Kakashi." She smiled and waited for the other two to move before following.
Gaara: glaregaarathegreat on September 17th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
Gaara glared at Kakashi as he was bustled out the way so he could kiss Hinata, feeling the need to defend her honor he continued glaring until he turned to climb the stairs.
Once inside the apartment he shoved the brown bag into the tall perverts chest along with the dvd. He left to head towards the kitchen nodding at Iruka as he opened a can of beer. "Hello."
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Gaara: worriedgaarathegreat on September 29th, 2008 12:30 pm (UTC)
After fulfilling his duty as guest Gaara followed Hayate over to the other side of the room to look outside, it wasn't particularly awe inspiring but his friend seemed to have the ability to find the beauty in even the smallest things. Passing one of the lollies he snagged from his bag to Hayate he slowly unwrapped the other and slipped it between his mouth, it was green and tasted of apples. A good choice on his part.

It was around this point that his housemate and Sakura slipped inside, he'd been about to turn round so he might ask after his friend's health when the door opened again and Kankuro appeared. Instead Gaara found himself moving closer to his lover, self consciously seeking his comfort.
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Gaara: glaregaarathegreat on September 29th, 2008 12:44 pm (UTC)
Gaara looked down at the hand around his waist, frowned but allowed it, after what they'd done a few hours ago he couldn't get too angry with Hayate for wanting to be close. He didn't mind it that much, the other small man didn't smother him as others would and really it was very hard to be mad at him.

Hayate's question drew him from dark thoughts regarding his sibling, with a crease of his brow he walked with him across the living room into the small kitchen where Iruka and Hinata were hiding. "I thought you didn't drink beer..." he pulled a bottle out for himself and waited for his friend to get what he wanted before he opened it.
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Namikaze Minatosexy_flash on September 18th, 2008 05:29 am (UTC)
Minato arrived at Kakashi's apartment not long after Iruka, Gaara, and Hayate. Parking his Ferrari right next to Kakashi's Jag, Minato took a moment to admire the car. Okay, it is a sweet car. Still can't beat my baby in a drag though... he thought to himself as he walked up to the door and knocked before letting himself in. He figured as the oldest person in attendance, he'd earned the right.

"Yo! Kakashi! I'm heeeere..." He hollered as he wandered up the steps, the twelve pack of Blue under his arm, bottle of Goldschlagger in his other hand. Knocking on the inner door, he waited for only a second before just deciding to let himself in.

"I brought liquor!"
writemesmutty: hellowritemesmutty on September 18th, 2008 01:46 pm (UTC)
Kakashi's eye twitched as Gaara shoved a bag of confectionery into his chest and the dvd, although the latter item he hugged to his chest like a new born child. "Oh its beautiful!" he exclaimed just as the other child waved at him and started squeeing over the view.

Now aint that adorable, not in the same way Iruka was adorable because that might have been pedophilic... he'd yet to been introduced to Hayate formally and therefore, had no idea how old he was. Still he couldn't help but want to snuggle him and maybe dress him up in a bunny suit, the fluffy kind, not the one with fishnets.

By the time the blond bomb shell made his entrance Kakashi was planning all kinds of skits involving the cute kid and scarier companion and as such was caught by surprise by the sudden announcement of the liquor delivery. Ooo yay.
"Hay good lookin' lemme take those for you have a..." he checked the bag with a frown and then grinned when he recognised what Gaara's gift included, "...a lolly, oh thanks kid!" He shouted over his shoulder and exchanged the drink for the sweets.
"Come in, Gaara arrived with the film,look! Isn't it pretty, might get it framed..." He waved the case with its artful script and a pair of Mary Janes on the front.
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Hinata Hyuuga: Do you want to talk about it?quietcomfort on September 18th, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
Hinata quietly managed to slip into Kakashi's kitchen, as far as she could get from the TV without being rude. Or hiding in the bathroom, not that she knew where that was anyway. She saw Iruka trying to curl in on himself. From his journal comments and current actions, she could tell he really didn't want to be here.

She leaned over the counter so she could talk quietly to him. "I'm here to s-support one friend," she pointed discreetly at Gaara, "but I could support an-nother if you want?" She smiled at Iruka. "I'm p-probably going to spend the night avoiding the l-living area-" like the plague "-to the best of my ability. M-maybe I could find a h-hiding spot big enough f-for two?" She smiled at Iruka gently. He had a lot more courage than she did to even think about getting on film - let alone having sex on film. But everyone's courage had it's limits and she didn't want him to feel trapped if he was at his.
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Hinata Hyuuga: Do you want to talk about it?quietcomfort on September 23rd, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC)
Hinata smiled at him and pat his hand back. "O-okay, but if you s-slip away I'll be h-hiding in here, I think. I...am n-not really l-looking forward to w-watching the porn...n-n-no offense." Her cheeks colored brightly. "S-star or no, d-don't let them m-make you uncomfortable. W-walk off if you need to." She smiled earnestly at him, hoping she could help calm the nerves he obviously had.

"Ah, th-thank you..."
the_green_lotus on September 19th, 2008 02:30 pm (UTC)
Lee knocked on the door. Then knocked again.

"I am not sure they can hear us." He muttered to Sakura. He knocked again. Loudly.

"Hello?!"
the_green_lotus on September 20th, 2008 04:40 pm (UTC)
"You look beautiful." Lee smiled. He tapped a finger under her chin. "Cheer up! This should be fun!"

He knocked again. "I hope I got the address right..."
the_green_lotus on September 21st, 2008 10:34 pm (UTC)
Lee pinched the bridge of his nose. "Sakura...what is it is the wrong house?" He followed her with a sigh.

"Heellllooo?!!" He called out loudly.
writemesmutty: hellowritemesmutty on September 22nd, 2008 11:34 am (UTC)
With the door open Kakashi could hear the furious knocking on the main door to his building, it appeared his guests hadn't noticed the buzzer but luckily for them Kakashi had a good ear. Excusing himself from Minato's company the slender writer ran back down again, cursing the extreme amount of cardio activity that was being forced on him this evening.

Before he could reach the door some pink haired girl he didn't recognise was letting herself in, with a raised brow he lent against the banister and waited for her sturdy, dark haired companion to follow her. "Yo, can I help you there little girl?" He grinned and brushed his hair back from his face, "and faithful companion..."
the_green_lotus on September 22nd, 2008 05:03 pm (UTC)
Lee looked up at the man leaning against the banister.

He stepped forward and bowed slightly.

"I appologise for barging in." Even though it was Sakura who had wandered in, Lee's sense of politeness wouldn't let such a thing slide. "Iruka invited me along for, ah, moral support." He gave a grin. "I am just here to see him in a skirt. I am Rock Lee. This is Haruno Sakura."
writemesmutty: coolkidwritemesmutty on September 29th, 2008 12:15 pm (UTC)
Kakashi waved away the apology, "nice to meet you both, especially you Madam, that's quite a look you got going there," he leered at her and her shock of pink hair. Very unusual. "Well come on up then," he tilted his head and jogged up the stairs, reminding himself to congratulate Gaara on his fine choice of company. Although how the hell some moody kid could make nice with a bundle of sugar icing like that he'd never know.

Leading the way for his guests he returned to his apartment and continued playing the happy host.
Kanks.: Aw man. But I just got iiin. D:stringattatched on September 27th, 2008 07:56 pm (UTC)
Kankuro was late again. He was getting worse than Nara these days. Minato had already left by the time he'd gotten his act together and rolled out of bed.
But he'd showed up - at a party that Gaara of all people was at - had to be good for something, right?

He dodged in the still slightly open door, in what he hoped was like a vertical Indiana Jones style.
Didn't leave my hat though.

"Hey, guy, sorry I'm late." He nodded to Kakashi - held out assorted packets of obnoxiously coloured candy in one hand. "I would've brought beer, but I'm skint now - Asked Diss to pony up, like, a week ago and still no paycheck." He offered by way of explanation, with a helpless shrug.

"Who's here so far?"
writemesmutty: kiss mewritemesmutty on September 29th, 2008 12:20 pm (UTC)
Mere moments after he'd herded Lee and Sakura into the room Kankuro made a rather snazzy entrance, slipping through the door like a member of the secret service. "Not late at all!" Kakashi grinned and waved a lazy, 'yo' his way before snagging a beer bottle and ambling over. "How's my favourite homo?" He grinned and passed him said beer bottle and then turned to scan the room, "we've got your wife, the star of the show, the wonderful director and his pretty pink companion, the sweet Hinata, some new kid called Lee and a cute little kid who's name starts with a H...I think."

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the_green_lotus on September 29th, 2008 01:45 pm (UTC)
Lee grinned as Iruka approached him, arms open and gave the hug freely.

"Aw, what is the matter? You nervous?" He teased lightly. "I bet you look great in a skirt." He backed off a little but kept his hand close to Iruka's, just in case he needed it.

He glanced around. He thought he'd spotted Gaara a second ago, but he seemed to have disappeared...he shrugged. He could catch him later. It wasn't really him he was here for anyway.

"So, care to introduce me to people? Because I am willing to put money on the fact that no-one here has a clue who I am and visa versa." He laughed.
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the_green_lotus on October 1st, 2008 11:49 pm (UTC)
Lee smiled softly as his two new best friends chatted. He was glad they got on well. He cast an eye over the other party go-ers. They all seemed fairly friendly...still, he was going to stick by Iruka and Sakura's sides for now.
Inuzuka Kiba: snackin'carnal_fangs on October 4th, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
If Kankuro was late, then Kiba definitely was. He'd gotten dropped off, thank God, because he had an armful of pizzas, and taking them on the bus would have been troublesome.

Not to mention the pizza would have gotten cold.

Half of one of them was already gone, having been wolfed down by Kiba on the car ride to ease his nerves. The one of the bottom of the stack was a vegetarian pizza- just in case. You could never tell who was and wasn't a veggie-eater in this city.

Trying his hardest not to drop the pizza everywhere, Kiba balanced the five boxes in his arms and rang the buzzer, hoping the movie hadn't started.
writemesmutty: sexingwritemesmutty on October 4th, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
Kakashi reached around the camera man, pressing himself against him in a completely innocent manner and pulled open the door to reveal Kiba and his glorious and very well received gift. The boxes were taken a kissed pressed to they young man's cheek, "than you Pookie, you may enter." The writer grinned and waved him in, a quick scan of the room revealed that all those who were originally invited to this party had arrived and as such they should get the party started.

"Everyone got a drink?" He hollered across the room, "if not, dear film lovers, get one cuz because the first showing begins in five minutes. Shot gun the pillow in the middle of the sofa." Turning back to the bringer of pizza, "beer?"
Inuzuka Kiba: hot shotcarnal_fangs on October 8th, 2008 06:40 am (UTC)
Resisting the urge to throw a fit as he was both kissed and called 'Pookie', Kiba stepped around Kankuro and grinned at his host. "Woah," he said suddenly, noticing the amount of people milling around. "You weren't kidding. This is a fuckin' party."

Shrugging his jacket off, he threw it across an empty chair and dug into another piece of pepperoni. "Yeah, please," he nodded, talking around a mouthful of pizza. "Like three, t'start out with."

Chewing loudly, Kiba turned to take a good look at the others in Kakashi's home. There were two that caught his interest, simply because they both looked far too young to be legally watching porn. "Who're the kids?" he asked after a minute, swallowing and licking his lips. "I totally knew you were a pedo~." Smirking, he blew a kiss at the other man.
Hinata Hyuuga: Avoidantquietcomfort on October 8th, 2008 08:32 am (UTC)
There were only two words for this situation: Oh shit.

Hinata quickly scuttled to where a tall cabinet was blocking her from view of the rest of the room.

She would never hear the end of this from Kiba if he saw her here. It didn't matter that she was only here in support of Gaara (and now Iruka as well), or that she wasn't going to watch the film if she could help it. He was still going to call her a perv and dangle it above her head for ages.

Quietly she prayed to every god she knew the name of and a few she didn't that she wouldn't be discovered. And that she could sneak out of here after Kiba had gotten drunk (as he was likely to do) and would be distracted.
writemesmutty: kiss mewritemesmutty on October 8th, 2008 07:52 pm (UTC)
Kakashi had returned with the drinks and tossed two cans to the lounging kid then balanced the third on top of his head, "Maa, hush your gums whipersnapper. Those two are legal... I think," at this point he scratched his head and fell into the sofa, this kiss was grabbed and pocketed during his descent. "At least Gaara has to be, he was the director on the film... Ask Kanky McGayboy, I think they're acquainted."

Leaning over he stole a piece of pepperoni from Kiba's pizza and nibbled at the end while he negotiated the opening the another box.
the_green_lotus on October 8th, 2008 08:42 am (UTC)
Lee scratched the back of his head nervously. "Sakura...I did not do anything, I just walked you home and stayed a while, that is all." He sighed and noticed a familiar figure creeping behind a cabinet.

He raised an eyebrow, mumbled a "Be right back," to Iruka and Sakura and casually wandered over to stand in front of said cabinet, leaning against it.

"I take it you were forced to come here as well Hinata." He murmured, wondering if the girl would remember him.
Hinata Hyuuga: *B-blush?*quietcomfort on October 8th, 2008 09:13 am (UTC)
"Ah...heh." Caught. But, at least, it wasn't by Kiba. "I c-came to s-support Gaara...and offer s-support to Ir-ruka. I...d-don't p-plan on actually w-watching at all." She felt the need to justify herself.

"I, um, j-just don't want K-Kiba to see me. I...will never hear the end of it." She gave a comical but pained grin to Lee.

"H-how about you, Lee? You were f-forced here?"
the_green_lotus on October 8th, 2008 01:07 pm (UTC)
"Hm, sort of." He grinned, moving slightly to the left so Kiba's view would be blocked. "Iruka asked me to come. Gaara told me it was happening and expected me to come. And Sakura gave me puppy eyes." He flashed a quick grin over his shoulder.
"I am not, however, going to give up the chance to see Iruka in a skirt."
Hinata Hyuuga: *Giggle*quietcomfort on October 8th, 2008 10:06 pm (UTC)
Hinata snickered. "W-well then, y-you got it from three angles. P-poor thing." She said it with a smile, letting him know she was joking.

"H-have fun with that, then. I'm just gonna...s-stay here and h-hope my iPod is louder than the s-speakers." She blushed and scratched the back of her head.

...Then Kakashi just had to go and call to them by name.
writemesmutty: poutwritemesmutty on October 8th, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
Kakashi pouted, despite hollering to the room about the start of the film no one was getting their ass into gear and moving into the correct place for film view-age. Balancing the pizza box on his knee and a piece on top of that he whistled. Loudly. "Every one sit, I for one can't wait another moment to see my work of art on the not-so-silver screen," turning around in his chair he gestured at the two bodies hiding behind the bookcase.

"Lee, Hinata, sweetheart, you can resume the canoodling after the film. If you come over now I'll let you pet my bunny. Promise." With that he resettled himself and waited for the masses to mass and the feature film to begin.
Hinata Hyuuga: Oh noes!quietcomfort on October 8th, 2008 10:11 pm (UTC)
"Th-...THERE IS NO CANOODLING! ...And I am h-hereby s-setting up c-camp in your k-kitchen with m-my iPod." Hinata was a nice shade of crimson. She smiled at Lee in an embarrassed manner, trying to let him know it wasn't him, per se, just that...she didn't...and wasn't like...yeah.

...She wasn't entirely sure if he was talking about a real, live, animal rabbit, anyway.

...And, wonderful, he'd been sitting next to Kiba. This night was not going to end. She knew it. She slunk down to a sitting position by that cabinet, trying to dig out her headphones.
writemesmutty: confusedwritemesmutty on October 8th, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC)
The sight of Hinata all curled up on the floor was painful, poor thing, he had no idea she was so sensitive. Passing the pizza box to Kiba he quickly slipped from his seat to kneel in front of Hinata, offering the young lady a hand and scratching the back of his head with the other.

"Sorry sweetheart, I didn't mean to upset you. Come on, I'll get you something to distract you with... uh, wait there and I'll fetch Jr." With that the writer was out of the room only to return a few moments later with a large bundle of floppy fur in his hands and deposited into Hinata's. "This is Kakashi Jr. He's grumpy because I put him away all evening... If you fancy entertaining him for a while that would be lovely... only if you want to of course." He scratched at the back of his head again as he lent back on his heels.
Hinata Hyuuga: ...?quietcomfort on October 8th, 2008 11:07 pm (UTC)
Hinata bit her lip as Kakashi ran off. When he came back bearing a large bunny, she grinned, happily taking him.

"Ah, o-okay. I'd be h-happy to keep him happy f-for a bit." She smiled shyly up at Kakashi. "Ah...s-sorry for being a s-spoilsport...r-really I'm just here to s-support Gaara. And k-kinda Iruka too. I...d-don't really w-watch porn and I j-just..." She flushed again.

"Ah, b-but, I'll take care of Jr., I promise."
writemesmutty: hellowritemesmutty on October 8th, 2008 11:20 pm (UTC)
Kakashi smiled at the young lady in front of him, his eyes happily falling closed, "wonderful." Stroking the grumpy rabbit's ear he lent in a little to Hinata, "I wouldn't worry sweetheart, your much less tense than a certain photographer around here. Feel free to wonder hither and thither through out the place darling. Wouldn't want you feeling uncomfortable in the porn room." With that he stood up and returned to his spot on the couch, took back the pizza boxes and settled in for a good old fashioned porn party.
the_green_lotus on October 8th, 2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
Lee smiled as Kakashi soothed Hinata with the rabbit. He could see why Iruka liked him.

Apart from the great ass, that is.

Speaking of Iruka...Lee noticed him still by Sakura, looking a hell of a lot more nervous than he was a few moments ago.

"Calm down." He murmured. "If it gets too much I expect everyone will understand you making a break for the kitchen."
Namikaze Minato: handstachesexy_flash on October 10th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
Depositing the liquor, Minato snuck up behind Kankuro when he arrived and pressed himself to his lover's body, sinking his teeth into Kankuro's neck.

"Oy!" He protested to Kakashi. "Stop calling me his wife..." He pouted and wrapped his arms around Kankuro's stomach, head resting on his shoulder. "He's the pretty one." Winking he pulled off and stole Kakashi's beer, took a sip, and handed it back.
the_green_lotus on October 13th, 2008 02:01 pm (UTC)
Lee flumped down next to Iruka and gave the brunette above them a nerveous smile. He still didn't know anyone, though he could make guesses as to who was who. The blonde /had/ to be Minato. 'Every bit as gorgeous as Iruka said. Damn it, are there /no/ normal people in this place?'

The brunette next to him he guessed was Kankuro. He knew Hinata, and Gaara of course, who was now sitting next to a cute kid. That kid must have been Hayate, though all Lee could really see from this position was his legs.

He waved at Gaara and turned his attention back to Iruka.

"I cannot /wait/ to see this." He grinned, hoping to tease Iruka until he felt better...maybe make Kakashi a little jealous too.
'I am so devious sometimes it scares me!'